So I’m trying out this blog thing. I figure everyone else is doing it, why shouldn’t I? Well, I should. Why? Because I think I’m funny, and you, dear reader, might find me funny as well. I’m a noob (read: new and skill-less) at blogging, but just like everything else in my life, I’ll learn through trial by error (yes, BY error not AND error, because there’s always an error). I plan a full explanation on the name. When I thought of it, I giggled hysterically for several minutes. It’s just perfect. It’s so me. Is that enough build up to get you to come back and read more? Because a blog is all about readership, right? It’s like journaling for whores.